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Once upon a time, I wrote a small, no sets required, sketch comedy show called TRANSLUCENT COMEDY, by the Opaque players. I offer the scripts here to read, and/or play and perform. Comments welcome.
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Since these scripts have been offered online as royalty free skits, almost 100 schools, groups and clubs have found them, and performed them in places around the world, including my hometown of Georgetown Ontario, as well as New York, Iowa and London England. We’d love to hear more about how you’ve enjoyed or found them useful.
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'Super Dead Man' Short comedy play for seven actors
'Touched by an Alien' Short comedy about space explorers that discover a new kind of alien. 5 actors of any gender (plus possible non-speaking roles).
'Man of Metropolis' Short romantic comedy play for 2 m 1 f about finding a super man and falling in love
'Pity the Fool' Short play about an artist looking for some pity. 2 m 2 w.
'Romanian Uranium Mystery' - Interactive audience participation mystery as one act or full mystery dinner theatre script - eight characters More Funny Comedy One Act Plays
'The Hysterical History of the Trojan War The Trojan War has never been so funny. This is still Homer's story but with a twist. 13-18+ speaking roles and potential for unlimited extras.
'Monster Survival Skills During A Gremlin Outbreak' - Short comedy stage play script for 3 or more actors
'Hippies, Housewives, and Watering Holes' - 10 minute play - 2 w 1 m
'Blinded by the Knight' comedy play about a comic books store, a couple of nerds and beauty queen - 3 m 2 f
'Music Maybe' short comedy play for four actors about an all drummer rock group - 'male version' or 'female version'
'Princess from Another Planet' Short play about an artist looking for some pity. 2+ m 2 w with possible extras.
'Cell Phone Zombies' Short sketch comedy skit about cell phones and time travel. Written for 4 actors of either gender and options for several extra actors.
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'The Hysterical History of the Trojan War The Trojan War has never been so funny. This is still Homer's story but with a twist. 13-18+ speaking roles and potential for unlimited extras.
'Monster Survival Skills During A Gremlin Outbreak' - Short comedy stage play script for 3 or more actors
'Hippies, Housewives, and Watering Holes' - 10 minute play - 2 w 1 m
'Blinded by the Knight' comedy play about a comic books store, a couple of nerds and beauty queen - 3 m 2 f
'Music Maybe' short comedy play for four actors about an all drummer rock group - 'male version' or 'female version'
'Princess from Another Planet' Short play about an artist looking for some pity. 2+ m 2 w with possible extras.
'Cell Phone Zombies' Short sketch comedy skit about cell phones and time travel. Written for 4 actors of either gender and options for several extra actors.
'Worrying About the Future (A Comedy)' is a scene from the published play 'Control the Future' ISBN-13: 978-1540666581. This is a short play script for two either (male or female - one child actor and one adult character - or it could be two siblings - one older and one younger).
'Pain Scale' A wacky comedy scene for two actors any gender but written for 2 men. From the published play 'Control the Future' ISBN-13: 978-1540666581
'Rock, Sword, Firecracker!' Short comedy about the legend behind the game of Rock, Scissors, Paper. 3+ actors (any gender)
'Pain Scale' A short funny play for two actors (any gender)
'One Way or Another' A short play for two actors (one man, one woman)
'The Waiting Room' A short dramatic scene for 3 actors (written for 3 men but can be done by any gender) from the published play 'Death of an Insurance Salesman' ISBN-13: 978-1518665547
'Polly Wants a Cracker' A short play for two actors (one man, one woman, optional non-speaking extras)
'Looks Get in the Way' Short comedy about finding the perfect person. 2-3 m 1-2 w (4 total).
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'The Boy Who Cried Genie' A short play about a guy who wishes he didn't get wishes. 1-2 males, 4-5 females.
'The Weirdest Honeymoon Ever' - Comedy 4m 4w
'Seeing Beyond with Maya Fantasma' - Short Comedy - 3 w 1 m
'Ghost Hunters of Route 666' - Short Comedy - 2 w 3 m
'Gossip' Short Comedy (teen version) - 5 actors Version for adult actors
'Kisses Like a Redneck' with 3w 2m
which is a selection from the popular full length play 'Operation Redneck' (3w 3m)
created from the short play 'The Redneck' (4w 3m).
'Nobody Famous' - One Act - 6 actors (different versions available - one with all female cast)
'Creepy Corpse of Cal Capone' Short Melodrama/Farce - 4 to 10 w and 2 to 8 m - 12 total
'Screamy Youie Kicky Booty' - Short Comedy - 2 actors
'El Rancho Cheapo' - One Act - 4 w 2 m
'The Outlaws of Candy Kitchen' This melodrama mixes real life history with local legend to create a new story that's fun for the whole family. 4-9 female, 5-10 male (14 total)
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'Romantically Insane' (free play preview) script for 6 actors (3 male 3 female)
What if the American Romantics were reborn today as patients in a mental institution?
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'Unicorn Sneezes' (free play preview) Short comedy play for 4-5 actors
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'Goodnight Princess' (Sleepless in Fairytale Land (free play preview) Comedy play for 14-24+ actors
A princess can't sleep and calls on all everyone in fairytale land to help. With appearances by Sleeping Beauty, Red Riding Hood, Big Bad Wolf, Boy Who Cried Wolf, Alice of Wonderland, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, Princess and the Pea, Goldilocks and the 3 Bears, Snow White and Rip Van Winkle.
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'The Princess's New Clothes' (free play preview) Short comedy play for 7-11+ actors
What happens when a princess wants to wear too many clothes?
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NEW IN 2020! 'The Princess and the Pea' - A comedy script for the whole family with 12 actors (100% free preview and low cost PDF available and includes a bonus fill in blank MadScript called The Princess and the Blank) or purchase a Word document version you can edit with performance royalty at this link: Sellfy.com
'The Hysterical History of Cleopatra' by D. M. Larson
Copyright (c) 2017 All Rights Reserved
(This is an interactive play with audience participation. Before the play begins, some of the actors should practice the following with the audience. NUT is the chant leader but others in the cast can help. If extra actors are available, you can have someone appear with a sign with the audience phrases in bold)
When NUT cues you with 'Cleopatra' say - 'All hail Cleopatra!'
When NUT gets excited about snakes, go 'Hiss!'
When Alexander the Great is mentioned say, 'He's grrreat!'
When you hear 'Little Caesar' say 'Pizza! Pizza!'
SCENE 1
SHU
Thank you all for coming. We have a major PR problem here. The Ptolemy family is a royal pain in the Nile and we have to do something about it.
BABI
How we long for the days of Alexander the Great.
AUDIENCE
He's grrreat!
SHU
Things were great then.
GEB
The Ptolemies had to go and ruin it all. They are a bunch of greedy, self-centered rulers with no concern for the common people.
NUT
What ruler has ever cared about the people?
GEB
Siri? Were any of the pharaohs good to the people?
SIRI
Ramesses II is considered the most successful Pharaoh in Egyptian history making Egypt very rich and prosperous.
BABI
How about you, Alexa? Can you top that?
ALEXA
Queen Hatshepsut achieved a peaceful rule over a prosperous Egypt for over 20 years and created many public works programs that benefited the people.
SHU
The people are very restless under Ptolemy rule. Perhaps it is time for a queen again.
GEB
A queen? Really?
SHU
Indeed. At long last, I believe we have a Ptolemy we can get behind. Her name is... Cleopatra.
(NUT and other cast members get the audience to cheer)
AUDIENCE
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All hail Cleopatra!
SIRI
Cleopatra has been joint ruler with her father Ptolemy XII Auletes and then with her brothers Ptolemy XIII and XIV.
BABI
The guys keep dying though.
GEB
They were holding Cleopatra back.
BABI
Why support any of the Ptolemies? They are proud Greeks and refuse to even learn the Egyptian language.
ALEXA
Cleopatra is fluent in Egyptian and Greek as well as 7 other languages. She is the first Ptolemy to learn our language.
SIRI
She says she is the reincarnation of the Egyptian goddess Isis.
BABI
Is that true?
ALEXA
Isis is the goddess of health, marriage and wisdom...
SHU
Never mind, Alexa. The important thing is that we finally have a Queen we can support. And we need to make this work. With the Roman armies growing in power, we have to make ourselves strong again or we'll be overrun.
SIRI
The Roman armies are led by Julius Caesar.
ALEXA
He wishes to reunite the lands once ruled by Alexander the Great.
AUDIENCE
He's grrreat.
SHU
Without a united Egypt under a strong ruler, I'm afraid Rome will conquer us. So I have gathered all of you here to develop a PR campaign to get the people behind our Queen.
BABI
Let's start with a branding campaign. We'll come up with a new slogan and a cool logo.
NUT
What about something with snakes?
AUDIENCE
Hisssss!
NUT
I love snakes.
BABI
No snakes.
GEB
We can do something with the whole Isis angle. Let's play up the whole Egyptian goddess reincarnation idea.
BABI
I'll write some speeches in Egyptian that she can address to the people.
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SHU
I'll schedule some rallies around Egypt. We'll want to get her out with the people.
GEB
Parades! We must have a grand parade all around Egypt. She'll arrive at every major city in style.
BABI
And we'll end with a river cruise back down the Nile to Alexandria.
SIRI
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One of Cleopatra's favorite places there is the Royal Library of Alexandria which is one of the most important libraries in the world where many famous scholars have studied.
SHU
We can end the tour at the library and solidify her image as a wise ruler who will guide her nation with intelligence. Let's go to work, people.
SIRIMost of the books in the library are written on papyrus scrolls made from the papyrus plant.
ALEXA
The library was created by Ptolemy I and contains an estimated 400,000 scrolls and books.
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SIRIPtolemy I is said to be a descendant of Heracles.
ALEXA
Alexandria is named in honor of Alexander the Great.
AUDIENCE
He's grrrreat!
NUT
Will you two give it a rest?
END OF SCENE
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